How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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