Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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