the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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