Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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