I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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