last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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