Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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