That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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