can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
