you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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