It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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