that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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