let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
nutella sex= disaster
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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