I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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