I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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