May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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