I just made out with a guy for $7.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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