we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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