I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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its like you know when i get waxed
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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