is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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