Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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