one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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