this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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