they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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