We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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