dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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