I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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