it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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