I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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