I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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