Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize