Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
you never un-have a 4some
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