My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
pray to the hookup gods
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You were trust falling into bushes
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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