I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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