I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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