they need to just BURY HIM!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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