He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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