Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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