I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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