You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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