is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Come share oat with me in your robe
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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