Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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