I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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