lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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