no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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