just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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