You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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