TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You are a genius and a whore.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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