planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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