Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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