I just made out with a guy for $7.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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