I wanna bring you to show and tell
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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