You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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