Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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